Thursday, February 09, 2006

Hair Follies

Can this season get any worse for Jose Theodore? First, his play has been criticized by everyone who follows hockey except for my fiancee. Now, it comes out he's not as pretty as he looks:

Montreal Canadiens goalie Jose Theodore has tested positive for a banned substance believed to be finasteride, sources told The Canadian Press on Thursday.


A source said the substance is believed to be finasteride, a masking agent for steroids that is also commonly found in hair-restoration drugs and has led to a spate of recent doping cases. He said Theodore was likely to receive a therapeutic-use exemption because he has been using a hair-growth product prescribed by a doctor for years.
Here's a question for conspiracy theorists out there - what does Theodore need hair-restoration drugs for?

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posted by J.J. Guerrero, 4:43 PM


At February 09, 2006 7:00 PM, Anonymous J&A said...

No conspiracies, J.J. Please!

Can't we just say that Theodore is an excellent walking advertisement for the hair restoration pharmaceutical business?

Such a lovely, flowing mane...

At February 09, 2006 8:38 PM, Blogger Justin said...

It doesn't add up: a guy with a full head of hair taking hair growth products? Definitely something fishy going on there, no question. Those Goddamn fr...... sorry....I'll play nice.

At February 09, 2006 9:36 PM, Blogger hoopsjunky said...

Let's see if Rogaine signs him for their new ads.

At February 10, 2006 5:33 AM, Blogger Jeff J said...

OK, there is a huge gambling scandal erupting. There are supposed to be NHL players involved. Let's see... Jose Theodore has been connected to organized crime in the past, and his performance has been horrid enough for some to suggest he might be throwing games. This is going to be the next big Montreal media circus, right?

Wrong. Theo's in the news, alright, but now he's had a positive drug test!

Why on Earth would a goalie require performance-enhancing substances? Very odd...

Wait! It was all a big mistake. He was only using a hair-growth tonic.

Why on Earth would Jose Theodore and his thick luxurious locks require hair restoration drugs??? Very very odd.

These are strange times.

At February 10, 2006 7:28 AM, Blogger hoopsjunky said...

It's a very hairy situation. ;)

At February 11, 2006 2:56 PM, Blogger Terry said...

Ah gone are the good old days. Remember when Tocchet had hair and Jose was the one involved with the underworld?

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